The Memelord Himself

June 2, 2025

Do as Diogenes did: he was unwell on one occasion when someone gave him a shove and put him in a headlock. Instead of engaging the man in a wrestling match, he took a stand before him, showed him his penis, and said “Try, sir, to wrestle me to the ground by applying pressure to this.”

~ Teles, On Self-Sufficency